Jennifer Aniston Is Not Pregnant

Let the rumours continue: Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant with John Mayer’s baby.


People, it’s OK – there’s not going to be a baby with Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer’s blood running through it any more.

Not so long ago we were swamped with rumours that Jennifer Aniston, deafened by the epic clanging of her biological clock, had bit the bullet and let fop-haired manboy John Mayer shove a bun in her oven. But apparently that’s not the case.

  And what is the brilliant scientific logic used to deduce this bit of celebrity baby news?


Because Jennifer Aniston recently went to a restaurant in quite a tight blouse – something that no pregnant woman has ever done. On top of that, people are now claiming that the pregnancy rumours were started deliberately to steal attention away from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

So, Jen Aniston wore a tight shirt to a restaurant. And you know what that means. Not pregnant.

(Oh, how far we have fallen…)

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