Oscar Weekend: The Definitive Checklist

You’ve got your red carpet rollout.

You’ve got your Hollywood.

You’ve got your fashions.

You’ve got your Jon Stewart.

You’ve got your Clooney.

You’ve got your bad movies.

You’ve got your nominated good ones.

You’ve got your Oscar Pool.

You’ve got your predictions.

You’ve got your six ways to watch.

You’ve got your telecast.

You’ve got your broadcasters.

And you’ve got your party hoppers.

Did I miss anything? Hmm. Maybe some popcorn and kleenex to wipe away those vicariously-experienced, melodramatically-made, award-winning tears.

Hey winners, don’t forget to thank your lawyers.

The 80th annual Academy Awards will be presented Sunday, February 24, 2008, at the Kodak Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center. The spectacle starts at 5pm PST.


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