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18th Anniversary of Milli Vanilli’s Epic FAIL

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“Like a fairytale / you were so unreal
You left a scar / that’s so hard to heal”

Awww, poor Milli Vanilli. They tried so hard.

Oh wait. No they didn’t.

It was on this very day in 1990 that Milli Vanilli was forced to return their Grammy Award after being exposed as lip-syncing shams whose album had actually been recorded by anonymous and unsexy studio musicians. It would take the American public years to recover from the trauma of being deceived by dreadlocked fake 80’s singers in spandex shorts.

Today, we pay them tribute by remembering the moment when the whole house of cards came crashing down. Epic FAIL, we salute you.

And, you know what…even today…
“It’s / a / tragedy for me to see / the dream is ohhh-verrrrr…”

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November 19, 2008 at 11:10 pm

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T-Pain Hypocritically Tells Other Artists to Stop Using Auto-Tune

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Auto-Tune era be gone!

It should have never, ever begun.

And I blame Cher for starting it.

I blame T-Pain for using it.

And I blame Akon, Diddy and Kanye for perpaintuating it.

Need further evidence?

Now, please, please put the plug-in down and trying something novel: learn how to sing…in tune! 

At the end of the “Can’t Believe It” remix, T-Pain says that Auto-Tune is almost up. What? Why would Pain, whose Thr33 Ringz debuts at #4 on next week’s Billboard albums sales chart, extinguish his signature sound now?

“Not for me,” Pain clarified, “for everybody else.” The singer — who told DJ Skee in a separate interview that artists such as Ron Browz have used the Auto-Tune effect poorly — told MTV News that his biters need to pay up. Hey, if Diddy can collaborate with Pain and pay him for using the Auto-Tune, so can you other guys.

“I gave T-Pain one point on my [upcoming] album for using the Auto-Tune,” Diddy revealed on Sunday night during “Total Finale Live.”

“Sign the papers,” advised Pain, who also worked on his friend Kanye West’s 808’s & Heartbreak. “Diddy actually gave me royalties on this album just for using Auto-Tune. He signed the contract and everything. If I can do that with Diddy, somebody else better be signing something. It’s Diddy. He didn’t have to involve me at all. … I’m writing and producing on his album, and he gave me extra royalties on top of that for using something I just brought back.”

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November 19, 2008 at 9:26 pm

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‘Captain America’ May Get ‘Narnia’ Writers

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Marvel Studios is readying itself for the upcoming production of a full slate of superhero flicks.

Alongside the Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, and the planned Avengers film, one of the most anticipated movies is First Avenger: Captain America which is currently scheduled for a 2011 release.

Joe Johnston is on board to direct and, as of September, writers Hawk Ostby and Mark Fergus were in talks to pen the screenplay.

But now it seems that Marvel is attempting to enlist the writers behind the highly successful Chronicles of Narnia films.

No casting choices have yet been announced and, surprisingly, no actors are rumoured to be in consideration to play Captain America…yet.

Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely are in negotiations to pen Marvel Studios’ “First Avenger: Captain America.” The dealmaking occurs about a week after Joe Johnston boarded the project as director.

Marvel’s Kevin Feige is producing.

Marvel’s “Captain America” will be a World War II-set movie, and the character will appear in the modern day-set “Avengers.”

Markus and McFeely, repped by UTA, worked on “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” and its sequel, “Prince Caspian.” The duo also wrote HBO’s “The Life and Death of Peter Sellers.”

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November 19, 2008 at 3:42 am

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10 Million Photos from LIFE Magazine Archives Made Public

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Google has partnered with LIFE Magazine to bring their archive of almost 10 million photos online.

About 20% of those images were made public today through Google Image Search — and an estimated 97% of them have never been seen by the public until now.

First searches yielded amazing results for Stanley Kubrick and Alfred Hitchcock — but there is much, much more to explore.

It is amazing to think that we now have easy, public acess to such an incredible collection.

What are your favourite collections? Post links to photos and galleries below.

The Zapruder film of the Kennedy assassination; The Mansell Collection from London; Dahlstrom glass plates of New York and environs from the 1880s; and the entire works left to the collection from LIFE photographers Alfred Eisenstaedt, Gjon Mili, and Nina Leen. These are just some of the things you’ll see in Google Image Search today.

We’re excited to announce the availability of never-before-seen images from the LIFE photo archive. This effort to bring offline images online was inspired by our mission to organize all the world’s information and make it universally accessible and useful. This collection of newly-digitized images includes photos and etchings produced and owned by LIFE dating all the way back to the 1750s.

Only a very small percentage of these images have ever been published. The rest have been sitting in dusty archives in the form of negatives, slides, glass plates, etchings, and prints. We’re digitizing them so that everyone can easily experience these fascinating moments in time. Today about 20 percent of the collection is online; during the next few months, we will be adding the entire LIFE archive — about 10 million photos.

The LIFE.com site also indicates that the complete collection is forthcoming:

Welcome to the future home of LIFE.com, the most amazing collection of professional photography on the Web: 10 million photos from the legendary archives of LIFE magazine and thousands more added every day. Whatever you want to look at, whether it happened an hour ago, a century ago, or any time in between, you’ll be able to find it here quickly, easily, and for free.

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November 19, 2008 at 12:19 am

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